DealerKnows Bad Company Taglines That Failed
Sometimes companies strike marketing gold with their tagline. Other times, they swing and miss. Here’s a hearty serving of bad company taglines that were once considered for DealerKnows.
FROM TIM WEBB (JOE’S DAD):
Advantage Dealer
DealerKnows: Dressing British, Acting Irish, Thinking Yiddish
Head down, shovel full
Think you can – you can; think you can’t – you won’t
Joe might have been a mistake at birth, but not hiring him to consult would be an even bigger one
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More Bad Company Taglines that failed from Joe and Bill
Making your competition miserable
Joe Webb, the Christian Grey of automotive consultants
Bill Playford, the Charles Bronson of virtual training
If you have questions about your Internet department – DealerKnows
From our lips to your staffs fingertips
Tearing the stupid out of your online advertising and putting in the genius
Online brilliance bringing in-store results
Taking the Internet personally
Bettering the world one dealership at a time
Making the Internet personal
The Laziness Assassins
Do you know how to beat your competition online? DealerKnows
Tip #1: Just don’t punch your customers
Best practices for better results
I make money, and I really don’t love hoes.
Embrace technology. Hug the Internet.
Change how much money you make online
Taking online success to a whole ‘notha level
Just another pimp’s pincushion
Put your best font forward
Templates and Scripts and Process, oh my
Easily the 3rd best choice if ranking by age, looks, and nail polish color.
Teaching Online Skills so you can Pay Your Bills
Easily one of the taller choices in automotive consulting
Making car sales misogynistic one next-gen dealer at a time
Automotive Internet Training at its Sexiest
Immeasurable brilliance driving measurable results
Taxidermy
If your customers live online, break into their house
Making kickass sandwiches since 2001
Subs so fast, you’ll fucking shit
Genetically Mutating Salespeople Into Internet Superstars
DealerKnows: Easier than boxed macaroni and cheese
Orange is for prison jumpsuits
Growing by Leads and Bounds
Training dealers to use an online arsenal
You’re Wrong. We’re Right. DealerKnows.
Shift the balance of online power by 2.3X
The movie The Fourth Kind scared the crap out of us
Making Internet sales easier than my junior prom date
Just shut up and listen. You’ll make more money.
Process made perfect
Establishing Internet dominatrixes
Trust us: Were car guys.
S.O.S. Saving online sales
DealerKnows: Polygamy at its finest
Former adult film stars-turned-Internet trainers
In-the-know online all-stars
Teaching bad people how to take money from good people
R-U-N the know?
DealerKnows: We’re reasonably tall
Preparing dealers for the 23rd century
We thought of it first, assholes
Were like all the other chumps that consult, except that we’ve actually done what we are training
Literally, invented half the shit you’re calling new
DealerKnows: If cyberspace is your dealerships final frontier
Playing to win Internet sales
Forcing other consultants to leave the continent
Masters of finger stuffs
Fertile Learning from Virile Trainers in a Growingly Barren World
We took an impromptu trip to Bangkok with Joe Chura once
Zero Moment of Adultery
Lot of snake oil out there. DealerKnows helps you not get bit. Or well suck the venom out if you already have.
Making History Online
Driving dealer sales through the world wide Webb
Steam-cleaned and Without Wrinkles
We are anti-drugs, but we will get you high off our results
Please create a barrier to entry to training
We’ve actually done it
Not pretending since 2001
DealerKnows: We can cure hand, foot, and mouth disease
DealerKnows: We killed a guy once
Training online tactics to people who aren’t
Does your mom still ask about me?
DealerKnows: Because you obviously don’t know what the f%$k you’re doing
DealerKnows: Changing the culture of car sales
